Unspeakable Thrashing Gyre

An Unspeakable Thrashing Gyre is the best strategy in monkey in the (shaquille o'neal) middle. Only in the water tho. Like a pool or a pond. Or a puddle. Molecular water. Or jizz. I guess it'd work in jizz too. Or like. Jello. Any liquid really. Hyrdrochloric acid? go for it fam. It is performed by wildly thrashing ones arms in a bizarre and uncoordinated manner, hopefully slapping some bitches in the process. It serves to confuse other players as to the location of the ball, as all it does is turn the water into a milky white froth of bubbles, just like i put in sydneys mum every night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Performance
The manoeuvre is performed by flailing your arms in the other person's face while screaming "UNSPEAKABLE THRASHING GYRE" in your best impression of the guy from street fighter. whats his name. fucking,, ryu or something. not ryu, someone else. fuck it, whatever. Make sure your Unspeakable Thrashing Gyre (UTG) is sufficiently unspeakable and thrashing. Too unspeakable, and you might summon the "unspeakable demon" who will mute everyone in the room permanently. Use the technique with caution, or you might literally get your fucking vocal chords ripped out but you deserved it for doing the move all shitty.

Uses
There is no wrong use. Do it whenever the fuck you want. I don't care.