Frogs

Frogs is an upcoming 2015 blockbuster movie starring Nicolas Cage and Samuel L. Jackson as themselves. The movie's plot concerns a pandemic of a 100% deadly disease known only as "frogs." Whenever sufferes of frogs say the word frog, a frog instantaneously appears in their respiratory tract and they choke to death on it. This leads to the hilarious scenario of the scientists studying the disease being completely unable to say the name of it without dropping dead.

The disease is discovered in a comedy club (starring Gilbert Gottfried as the world's worst comedian) doing a terrible, terrible bit about frogs. (really, the bit is fucking horrible.) He chokes to death on a frog, and so does the rest of the audience. CGI in this scene was forgone in favor of actually murdering Gilbert Gottfried, because fuck that guy.

Gilbert Gottfriedchicken walks on stage

Walks up to mic

Taps mic

"Hello New Yrok City"

Audience is silent

Awkward pause

"So how about those frogs, amiright"

Awkward pause once more

Everybody opens their mouth in disgust

Sudden cloud forms near the ceiling

Frogs begin raining down

Everybody chokes on frogs

Meme copyright Jack and Angelo while in the car going to see a movie. Like 95% sure we were high.

high on frogs

* chokes on frog*