Sydney's Mum

Sydney's Mum is the notorious mum of Sydney. She is a world renown prostitute.

Recent Arrest
Recently whilst in holiday in Lebanon Sydney's Mum was arrested by local authorities who claim to witness Sydney's Mum selling sex in exchange for kebab monies. The police told medaa she was merely arrested on adultery charges, although I think we all know that she was arrested for prostitution.

The #freesydneysmum Campaign
Many of Sydney's Mums loyal fans and clients have become very annoyed and frustrated by the arrest of Sydney's Mum, and started the #freesydneysmum campagin. The campaign is incredible and we must spread the word.

Her Vagina
Her vagina has all the dix. Various scientists working in Quantum Vagina theory has suggested that the entire universe itself is contained within sydneys mums vagina. pretty fucking trippy if u ask me tho.