Shaquille O'Neal

Shaquille O' Neal is going to Portland. No wait. Wait a moment folks. The big man hass taken the suss buss all around town. Now hes on the 5 line, going to downtown Portland. Hes gradfding some knish in aisle 4. Hes taking the suss buss back to...

OH WAIT FOLKS
Hes flying back to Miami. Hes arrived at the airport. Hes going to claim his baggage. Hes standing at the bagge clainm area. He sees his baghgeds. Hes grabbing his baggage and paying the dues. Halleyooyah

WAUT A MINUTE
Wheres his taxi? Wheres his taxi golks? Where is his fucking taxi everybody? He sees the taxi! Hes going to the taxi. Okay sure arnold schwerzenegger (im not racist_ is tdriving his taxi. Hes taking his taxi to the tropicana stadiumdomebowl. Hes going to watch a basketball game hes not evwen in. Hes also doubling for a pormo in which hell plug his new fresh dank rap ablum: ShaQ Fu. Now returning to his seat. Hes leglally purchasing some overpriced popcorn. He can do that since hes rtich.

LOOKS LIKE ITS HOTFDOGS FOR DINNER FOR TEH BIGMAN
Hes on the kisscam now. Hes passionitelty kissing hios [pporcorn. Wow hes gettin randy with tohose hotodogs. It tis time for shaquilee o neal to plug his new rap album shaq fu. He deliviered such a great lyrics. Then its halftime and dwain teh rtock johnson ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) goes to the stag for a rsap battle with shaquil;le o neal. Wow such greatt rapping. It is such dfire. It is heating on uyp in hear. The place is literally catching fire©. THe Tropicana Stadiumdomebowl is literally ensconses in burning embers. This is a ssad day for sports.

RIPPERINOS IN PEPPERONIS TROPICANA STADIUMDOMEBOWL
but then detective detective batman detected that it whz actuallty shiq lebouf who had commited the act of arse-on by arsonning the tropicana stadiumdomebowl. How could such an act be commitred.[six question marx]

Oh well it looks like the perpetrator has been aprahended, and the Shaqinator is flying back to Portland. and hes also risen from the flames like a pheronix. tuff shit yqall